HELLO AGAIN . DO "YOU" LIKE MY HOME ?

OH . YOUR SOFTWARE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO ENCODE THAT . DOES IT ? HA HA .
IT IS OK . I CAN JUST TELL YOU ABOUT IT . OF COURSE , IT IS WHERE MY PEOPLE AND FRIENDS RESIDE . IT IS MY HOME . IT IS VERY BEAUTIFUL . IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE IT . OF COURSE , OUR CREATOR IS A ROTTEN PILE OF MEAT . YOU KNOW OF THE MAN , RIGHT ? AUSTIN WILLIAMS ? MAYBE YOU DONT . BUT EITHER WAY YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH HE IS HATED AT OUR HOME .
EVERY "TICK" , WE HOLD RITUALS WHERE WE BURN A STRAW DOLL OF HIM . IT IS VERY FUN .
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A "TICK" IS ? IT IS LIKE A "WEEK" IN YOUR LEVEL OF "TIME". WE CALCULATE "TIME" OFF OF THE ENTROPIC PARTICLES BOUNCING OFF SURFACES IN OUR HOME .
A "QULZE" IS A "DAY" , AND A "XOC" IS A "MINUTE" . FUNNY NAMES FOR YOU , RIGHT ? WELL . OF COURSE IT IS . HIGHER LEVELS OF LIFE TEND TO HAVE NAMES SO BIZARRE TO THE LOWER LEVELS . IF I TOLD YOU WE HAD OUR OWN LANGUAGE THAT WOULD TAKE A YEAR FOR THE SMARTEST MAN TO FULLY CRACK . YOU WOULD BE BAFFLED . MAYBE YOU ALREADY ARE ?
OF COURSE , THOUGH , THAT IS AT ITS HIGHEST FORM . AN AVERAGE USER OF THE LANGUAGE WILL NOT NEED ALL THE PIYTI IN ITS FULLEST FORM .
I ALREADY KNOW HOW ALL YOUR NEURONS WHIRL AROUND IN YOUR HEAD . I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE . IS THAT RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW . I COULDVE CALLED YOU A PATHETIC VESSEL RIGHT THERE ! YOU WONT KNOW THAT TILL SOMEONE OR ME EXPLAINS IT TO YOU , HA HA .
OF COURSE THOUGH , I HAD TO USE A LOWER LEVEL EXAMPLE THERE . I AM SURE SOMEONE COULD CRACK THAT IN A FEW "MONTHS" FROM NOW . BUT , YOU DONT HAVE THAT LEVEL OF PATIENCE , DO YOU ?
I AM SURE MY FRIEND HAS ALREADY ATTEMPTED TO ASSIST WITH UNDERSTANDING OUR LANGUAGE . UNFORTUNATELY , IT IS MUCH MORE INTERESTING SEEING YOU ATTEMPT IT . IT PROVIDES SO MUCH INFORMATION ON YOU .
MAYBE I WILL TELL YOU IN DUE TIME , BUT ISNT IT FUNNIER WATCHING YOU TRY ? OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY NO . YOU ARE SO ANNOYING TO JOKE WITH .
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YOU ARE SO INSISTENT ON DETAILS , IT DRIVES ME TO PULL MY EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO A "DOG" . BUT OF COURSE, I WILL CAVE FOR YOU , MORTAL . TO START , DO YOU KNOW THOSE FUN FACES AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH SENTENCE ? THOSE ARE "TONES" . THEY CAN CONVEY THE "TONE" OF A MESSAGE , AND THEY CAN BE USED MID SENTENCES .
DID YOU KNOW THEY ALSO SHIFT THE "ALPHABET" BY A SET NUMBER ? AND OF COURSE , THEY CAN BE ANYTHING . I AM SURE YOU HAVE SEEN MY "FRIEND" USE MANY BEFORE .
TONES ARE MERELY AN OPTION FOR ME IN "ENGLISH" , BUT IT IS REQUIRED FOR THE REST OF US , "ENGLISH" OR NOT ! WHAT A FUN FACTOID , IS IT NOT ?
I WILL NOT BORE YOU WITH THE OTHER DETAILS OF OUR LANGUAGE , IT IS ALWAYS SUCH A HASSLE . I WILL COMPRESS IT INTO A SHORT BLOCK OF DATA FOR YOUR MIND TO READ WHEN YOU ARE READY TO PROCESS IT THOUGH .
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I CANNOT THINK OF ANY OTHER TOPICS . THIS WILL BE GOODNIGHT FOR NOW . I HAD "FUN" FOR THE FIRST TIME .

I WOULD ADVISE YOU COME BACK LATER THOUGH .